Sign Of The Day

Word of the Day: Artisan

We at Tecova are Artisan brewers using an age-old technique to create a compelling beverage to quench your thirst and appease your palate.

Word of the Day: Reinheitsgebot

Reinheitsgebot is the German Purity Law. Read more on Wikipedia here.

2 more brews

Robotsonfire Red Ale 2.0 is already blowing the alcohol content monitors out of the water! Be looking for our souped-up red ale in about a month.

Double Dominus Imperial IPA will be ready in just over a week. It's sure to please as we've tasted it many times during the brewing process. Unfortunately our hydrometer broke during the cleaning process and we have no idea how much alcohol it contains. The artesians tell us that it's about twice as much as Dominus Ominous, but we can't trust their measurements since they are a bunch of drunk invisible midgets.

If you get your hands on either one (not the Artesians, but the beer), be very very careful, be sure to drink with others, don't drink and drive, and if you can, pour a glass for the hot chick sitting next to you. We are not responsible for what happens afterward. This is fair warning. Enjoy!

Dominus Ominous,
The Brewmaster